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Naveed Kamboh
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Hockey world cup ho raha hai Pakistan k bagair. Hockey Pakistan ka Quami khail tha k pata nahee abhe bhe hai?
Aap kya kehtye hain ? kaisa lag raha hai aap ko Hockey world cup? Read more »
05/06/2014 7:04:25 AM, 0, Views: 3552
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Naveed Kamboh
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Mr. Altaf Hussain has been detained in UK as per many news websites. I do not want to create any political discussion here but I just want to mention that Many Of Pakistani Politicians are showing their faith in UK Justice. Being a Muslim country why we can not have such a system which provides Justice. All politicians and Ulama always give example of Other countries Justices system and HAzart Umar's Justice but why they do not follow them??????
What can we do to have such a justice system i Pakistan?
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03/06/2014 6:24:27 AM, 1, Views: 3416
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shahid javeed
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who should be the CM of PCB??? Read more »
28/05/2014 10:53:52 PM, 2, Views: 3267
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shahid javeed
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what are your suggestions to improve football in PKISTAN...
the football team of BANGLADESH is better than PAKISTAN??? Read more »
28/05/2014 10:51:30 PM, 1, Views: 3115
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shahid javeed
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in your thinking what is the future of PAK INDIA relationship after this election?? Read more »
28/05/2014 10:48:18 PM, 3, Views: 2980
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Naveed Kamboh
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What do you suggest to improve the Pakistan cricket team so at least they win against India in world cup?
Which players you want to see in one day world cup? Read more »
08/04/2014 4:39:08 AM, 0, Views: 5020
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Naveed Kamboh
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Who will win Match today India Or Pakistan? T-20 world cup 2014.
Looking at history I can suggest that India will win this match. Pakistani team always loses in World coup matches against India. What do you think? Read more »
21/03/2014 4:47:26 AM, 0, Views: 4971
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Naveed Kamboh
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BRILLIANT BEIJING HOTEL BROCHURE
TRANSLATED AS ONLY THEY CAN
A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel.
She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.
It seems that it has been translated word for word from Mandarin into English.
Getting There
Our representative will make you wait at the airport.
The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore.
Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water.
You will know that you are getting near the hotel,
because you will go round the bend.
The manager will await you in the entrance hall.
He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.
The Hotel
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome.
We of course are always pleased to accept adultery.
Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children.
Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others.
But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar.
We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.
The Restaurant
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting.
At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.
Your Room
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts.
In winter, every room is on heat.
Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity!
You will not be disturbed by traffic noise,
since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.
Bed
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition.
If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid.
Please take advantage of her.
She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear.
If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.
Above All
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope.
You will struggle to forget it.
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12/03/2014 6:42:05 AM, 0, Views: 5324
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Naveed Kamboh
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Can you find an element of corruption in Geo TV Pakistan IDOL 2014? To my point of view there may be some kind of corruption going o. Among 8 Candidates remained in the competition few seems may be backed by ethnic group, or political group or religious factor. What is your point of few. ? Read more »
10/03/2014 8:27:22 AM, 0, Views: 4747
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Naveed Kamboh
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"ﺍﯾﮏ ﺯﻧﺪﮦ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺧﻮﺑﺼﻮﺭﺕ ﻗﻮﻡ ﮐﯽ ﺍﯾﮏ
ﺧﻮﺑﺼﻮﺭﺕ ﮐﮩﺎﻧﯽ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺳﭽﺎ ﻭﺍﻗﻌﮧ"
ﺗﺎﺭﯾﺦ ﺳﻮﻟﮧ ﻣﺎﺭﭺ 2011 ﺷﺎﻡ ﮐﺎ ﻭﻗﺖ
ﮬﮯ ﻣﻘﺎﻡ ﻓﻮﮐﻮ ﺷﯿﻤﺎ ﺟﺎﭘﺎﻥ ﺁﺝ ﺯﻟﺰﻟﮯ ﮐﻮ
ﭘﺎﻧﭻ ﺩﻥ ﮔﺰﺭ ﭼﮑﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ . ﺍﯾﮏ ﻣﻘﺎﻣﯽ
ﺳﮑﻮﻝ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮏ ﭼﯿﺌﺮﭨﯽ ﺁﺭﮔﻨﺎﺋﺰﯾﺸﻦ
ﭘﻨﺎﮦ ﮔﺰﯾﻨﻮﮞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺧﻮﺭﺍﮎ ﺗﻘﺴﯿﻢ ﮐﺮ ﺭﮨﯽ
ﮨﮯ. ﺍﯾﮏ ﺑﮩﺖ ﻟﻤﺒﯽ ﻗﻄﺎﺭ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻟﻮﮒ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ
ﺑﺎﺭﯼ ﮐﮯ ﺍﻧﺘﻈﺎﺭ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﮭﮍﮮ ﮨﯿﮟ. ﻗﻄﺎﺭ
ﮐﮯ ﺁﺧﺮ ﭘﺮ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻧﻮ ﺳﺎﻝ ﮐﺎ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺍﯾﺴﺎ
ﻣﻌﺼﻮﻡ ﺑﭽﮧ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮐﮭﮍﺍ ﮨﮯ ﺟﺲ ﮐﮯ
ﻣﺎﮞ ﺑﺎﭖ ﮐﻮ ﺳﻮﻧﺎﻣﯽ ﮐﺎ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻇﺎﻟﻢ ﺭﯾﻠﮧ
ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﺁﻧﮑﮭﻮﮞ ﮐﮯ ﺳﺎﻣﻨﮯ ﺑﮩﺎ ﮐﺮ ﻟﮯ
ﮔﯿﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ ﻭﮦ ﺍﺱ ﻭﻗﺖ ﺗﯿﺴﺮﯼ ﻣﻨﺰﻝ ﭘﺮ
ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩ ﺗﮭﺎ ﺍﺱ ﻟﺌﮯ ﺑﭻ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺍﺱ ﺳﯿﻼﺏ
ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﺱ ﮐﮯ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﺭﺷﺘﮧ ﺩﺍﺭ ﺑﮩﮧ ﮔﺌﮯ
ﺗﮭﮯ . ﺑﭽﮧ ﻗﻄﺎﺭ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﮭﮍﺍ ﺳﺮﺩﯼ ﺳﮯ
ﺁﮨﺴﺘﮧ ﺁﮨﺴﺘﮧ ﮐﺎﻧﭗ ﺭﮨﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﺻﺮﻑ
ﺍﯾﮏ ﻧﯿﮑﺮ ﺍﻭﺭ ﭨﯽ ﺷﺮﭦ ﭘﮩﻨﯽ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ ﮨﮯ
ﺍﻭﺭ ﺷﺎﻡ ﮐﮯ ﺍﺗﺮﻧﮯ ﮐﮯ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﺳﺮﺩﯼ
ﺑﮭﯽ ﺑﮍﮬﺘﯽ ﺟﺎ ﺭﮨﯽ ﮨﮯ. ﺍﯾﮏ ﭘﻮﻟﯿﺲ
ﻣﯿﻦ ﮐﯽ ﻧﻈﺮ ﺍﺱ ﭘﺮ ﭘﮍﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ ﻭﮦ ﺍﺱ
ﮐﮯ ﻗﺮﯾﺐ ﺟﺎﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺟﯿﮑﭧ ﺍﺗﺎﺭ ﮐﺮ
ﺍﺱ ﮐﻮ ﭘﮩﻨﺎ ﺩﯾﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ﭘﮭﺮ ﺍﭘﻨﮯ ﺣﺼﮯ ﮐﯽ
ﺧﻮﺭﺍﮎ ﮐﺎ ﭘﯿﮑﭧ ﺑﭽﮯ ﮐﻮ ﺩﮮ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮩﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ
ﺑﯿﭩﺎ ﻗﻄﺎﺭ ﺑﮩﺖ ﻟﻤﺒﯽ ﮨﮯ ﺷﺎﯾﺪ ﺁﭖ ﮐﯽ
ﺑﺎﺭﯼ ﺁﻧﮯ ﺳﮯ ﭘﮩﻠﮯ ﺧﻮﺭﺍﮎ ﮐﺎ ﺫﺧﯿﺮﮦ
ﺧﺘﻢ ﮬﻮ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ. ﺁﭖ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﺣﺼﮯ ﮐﯽ
ﺧﻮﺭﺍﮎ ﻟﻮ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺟﺎ ﮐﺮ ﺁﺭﺍﻡ ﮐﺮﻭ ﺳﺮﺩﯼ
ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﮬﻮ ﺭﮨﯽ ﮨﮯ ﺑﯿﻤﺎﺭ ﮬﻮ ﺟﺎﺅ ﮔﮯ .
ﺑﭽﮯ ﻧﮯ ﭘﯿﮑﭧ ﻟﯿﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺧﺎﻣﻮﺷﯽ ﺳﮯ ﺟﺎ
ﮐﺮ ﺧﻮﺭﺍﮎ ﮐﮯ ﮈﮬﯿﺮ ﭘﺮ ﺭﮐﮫ ﺁﯾﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﭘﮭﺮ
ﻗﻄﺎﺭ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﮭﮍﺍ ﮨﻮﮔﯿﺎ.
ﭘﻮﻟﯿﺲ ﻭﺍﻟﮯ ﻧﮯ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﺎ ﺑﯿﭩﺎ ﺁﭖ ﻧﮯ ﺍﯾﺴﺎ
ﮐﯿﻮﮞ ﮐﯿﺎ ﯾﮧ ﺧﻮﺭﺍﮎ ﺗﻮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺁﭖ ﮐﮯ
ﮐﮭﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﯿﻠﺌﮯ ﺩﯼ ﺗﮭﯽ . ﻧﻮ ﺳﺎﻝ ﮐﺎ ﺑﭽﮧ
ﺑﻮﻻ : ﺳﺮ ﺁﭖ ﮐﺎ ﺷﮑﺮﯾﮧ ﻟﯿﮑﻦ ﯾﮩﺎﮞ
ﻗﻄﺎﺭ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻣﺠﮫ ﺳﮯ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮐﮩﯿﮟ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ
ﺑﮭﻮﮐﮯ ﻟﻮﮒ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩ ﮨﯿﮟ. ﺍﮔﺮ ﺍﻥ ﮐﯽ
ﺿﺮﻭﺭﺕ ﺳﮯ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﮐﮭﺎﻧﺎ ﺑﭻ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺗﻮ ﻣﯿﮟ
ﺑﮭﯽ ﮐﮭﺎ ﻟﻮﮞ ﮔﺎ . ﻭﺭﻧﮧ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺭﺍﺕ ﮐﯽ
ﺑﮭﻮﮎ ﺗﻮ ﺑﺮﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﮐﺮ ﮨﯽ ﻟﻮﮞ ﮔﺎ
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ﺁ ﭖ ﮐﺎ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺧﯿﺎﻝ ﮨﮯ ﺷﺎﯾﺪ ﺻﺮﻑ ﺍﯾﮏ
ﺑﭽﮯ ﮐﮯ ﻭﺍﻟﺪﯾﻦ ﺍﭼﮭﮯ ﺗﮭﮯ ﺟﻨﮩﻮﮞ ﻧﮯ
ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﺍﺗﻨﯽ ﺍﭼﮭﯽ ﺗﺮﺑﯿﺖ ﮐﯽ ﺗﮭﯽ ؟
ﻧﮩﯿﮟ. . . ﺳﻮﻧﺎﻣﯽ ﮐﮯ ﭼﮫ ﻣﺎﮦ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺟﺐ
ﻋﺎﻡ ﺟﺎﭘﺎﻧﯽ ﺷﮩﺮﯾﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﻣﻠﺒﮯ ﮐﮯ
ﮈﮬﯿﺮﻭﮞ ﺳﮯ ﺳﺎﺕ ﮐﺮﻭﮌ ﺍﺳﯽ ﻻﮐﮫ
ﮈﺍﻟﺮ ﮐﮯ ﮐﺮﻧﺴﯽ ﻧﻮﭦ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻗﯿﻤﺘﯽ ﺍﺷﯿﺎ
ﻣﻠﯿﮟ ﺗﻮ ﺍﻧﮩﻮﮞ ﻧﮯ ﻓﻮﺭﺁ ﭘﻮﻟﯿﺲ ﮐﻮ
ﺍﻃﻼﻉ ﺩﯼ. ﺍﺳﯽ ﻃﺮﺡ ﺍﯾﺴﯽ ﭼﮫ ﮬﺰﺍﺭ
ﺗﺠﻮﺭﯾﺎﮞ ﻣﻠﯿﮟ ﺟﻦ ﻣﯿﮟ 30 ﻣﻠﯿﻦ ﮈﺍﻟﺮ
ﮐﯽ ﻗﯿﻤﺘﯽ ﺍﺷﯿﺎ ﺗﮭﯿﮟ ﻭﮦ ﺑﮭﯽ ﭘﻮﻟﯿﺲ
ﮐﮯ ﺣﻮﺍﻟﮯ ﮐﺮ ﺩﯾﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﭘﻮﻟﯿﺲ ﻧﮯ ﯾﮧ
ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﺍﺷﯿﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺭﻗﻮﻡ ﺑﭻ ﺟﺎﻧﮯ ﻭﺍﻟﮯ ﺍﻓﺮﺍﺩ
ﮐﻮ ﮈﮬﻮﻧﮉ ﮐﺮ ﺍﻥ ﺗﮏ ﭘﮩﻨﭽﺎﺋﯿﮟ.
ﺍﯾﮏﺍﻭﺭ ﭼﮭﻮﭨﺎ ﺳﺎ ﻭﺍﻗﻌﮧ ﺳﻨﺎﺗﺎ ﮨﻮﮞ
ﺍﭘﻨﮯ ﭘﯿﺎﺭﮮ ﻣﻠﮏ ﭘﺎﮐﺴﺘﺎﻥ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮏ
ﺧﻮﻓﻨﺎﮎ ﺑﺲ ﺍﯾﮑﺴﯿﮉﻧﭧ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﮐﭽﮫ
ﻗﺮﯾﺒﯽ ﺁﺑﺎﺩﯾﻮﮞ ﮐﮯ ﻟﻮﮒ ﻭﮨﺎﮞ ﭘﮩﻨﭽﺘﮯ
ﮨﯿﮟ ﻭﮦ ﻟﻮﮒ ﺍﻥ ﮐﯽ ﺟﺎﻧﯿﮟ ﺑﭽﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﯿﻠﺌﮯ
ﮐﭽﮫ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮐﺮﺗﮯ ﺑﻠﮑﮧ ﺯﺧﻤﯿﻮﮞ ﺍﻭﺭ
ﻓﻮﺕ ﮬﻮ ﺟﺎﻧﮯ ﻭﺍﻟﻮﮞ ﮐﺎ ﻗﯿﻤﺘﯽ ﺳﺎﻣﺎﻥ
ﺍﻭﺭ ﺭﻗﻮﻡ ﺳﻤﯿﭧ ﮐﺮ ﭼﻞ ﺩﯾﺘﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ. "ﺍﯾﮏ
ﺯﺧﻤﯽ ﺧﺎﺗﻮﻥ ﺍﻥ ﮐﻮ ﺁﻭﺍﺯ ﺩﮮ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮩﺘﯽ
ﮬﮯ ﮐﮧ ﻣﯿﺮﺍ ﻗﯿﻤﺘﯽ ﺯﯾﻮﺭ ﻟﮯ ﻟﻮ ﻣﮕﺮ
ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﻣﻌﺼﻮﻡ ﺯﺧﻤﯽ ﺑﯿﭩﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺟﺎﻥ ﺑﭽﺎ
ﻟﻮ"
. ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮐﭽﮫ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮐﮩﻨﺎ ﺻﺮﻑ
ﺳﻮﭼﻨﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺑﺎﺕ ﮬﮯ.. Read more »
06/03/2014 4:06:45 AM, 0, Views: 4718
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